It's Time For Duct Tape
I'm sorry. I know I just came off a call for the burning down of a public library. But can I have another beer and order the duct taping of Helen Thomas' mouth?
Actually, Dana Perino--The Helen Torturer Herself--is much easier to get right now than duct tape ever since Home Depot started closing at 10pm.
So let's just use the human mouth shutter upper for now. WATCH THIS VID!
Jamie,
I sure hope Dana does not ever begin to look like Helen! But I must say this to all those BMA'S out there. The time is now to send Christmas, and YES, I SAID CHRISTMAS PACKAGES TO OUR FELLOW CITIZENS FIGHTING OVERSEAS IS NOW! For they are fighting for the right for us back here to say CHRISTMAS without being put in JAIL or to be FINED! How many of your school children BMA actually have a Christmas Party? Or is is a Winter Party? Can you say that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, or would you rather say that there was a time that a young man committed crimes against his government and was tried and cruciefied? And to celebrate the birth of that young man means nothing? I don't know about yall, but I do know that Jesus died for me, and I will celebrate his birth, for which our own government has also made that choice. So why should local government choose different? Can you say Communism?
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Helen Thomas has become an extreme charicature of herself. She is the old crazy aunt that most bite their lip and try to tolerate her outbursts, but occasionally she even exceeds her own expectations with her senility.
She used to try this same crap with the Clevleand administration but hey that's when she was a young sprite in her thirties.
Jamie,
You are crackin' me up. You are still upset that Home Depot closes at 10:00pm??
Here you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUtxOpASRzQ
Thx LTL
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.....Why would any body need to go to home depot after 10??? Emergency??? Shut the water??electricity??off til tomorrow.
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Wayne,
Jamie could be the only person on the planet that hangs drywall after midnight.. Sleep is for sissys right???
Imagine how his neighbors feel with the belt sander going in the wee hours.
You know Wayne it's probably really unfair for me to whip this next link onto Jamie, because as soon as he sees this sappy Home Depot Promo he is gonna rush out to the nearest Home Depot.
I think he was an extra in this clip....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=60Gv6sG4ync
Thx LTL
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LOL LT. good one......
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.I wonder if I could get Dana to marry me?????? I do have over $400 bucks in the bank!!!!!!And I'm 93 years old...Thats a lot going for one man no?????????????????
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Wayne,
No No No...Your dimentia is catching up with you....You are 400 years old and you have 93 dollars in the bank...Sheez!!!.
You still have a lot going on bro!
Thx LTL
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lol
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